because everyone is boring..and because you’re different

holy wanker! count me in for this job! :D


dari sekian banyak pekerjaan di dunia ini, salahs atu yang membuat saya penasaran adalah orang yang bekerja di bagian sensor film dewasa di jepang yang bertugas membuat mosaik di bagian genital. hmm, dan siapa sangka ternyata persyaratannya mudah saja:

Gain Editing Skills! Video Editing Staff (Part Time)

SOD Art Works Co. Ltd.

We have a new office at Takasaki Business Facility!
Hourly Wage: 750 yen and up + Transportation Expenses

Our new office will be established on September 1, 2012. We are looking for a 10 member team to help get it up [heh heh] and running! Daytime work only.

Worker’s Compensation, and Employment Insurance!

*Salary increases are available on review of job performance!
*People looking for long term employment are welcome! Housewives, students, even groups of friends may apply!

hmm, dibayar sekitar Rp. 78.000 sejamnya dan masih ditambah ongkos transportasi? menarik. dan bagaimana menilai performa kerjaannya ya? what? terbuka juga untuk ibu rumah tangga? uhh, awkward….

dan ini tugas-tugasnya:

=〇● Adult DVD Editing and Production●〇=

Specific Duties

▼Download a freshly recorded video to your computer!
▼Use editing and production equipment to make mosaics!
▼Afterwards watch the movie and make sure it’s completely mosaicked!

We start you off performing simple tasks, allowing you to slowly and gradually build up your work load! [Hahah!]We offer a 3 month training period where you can shadow experienced staff members who will answer your questions!

ha! part pertama dan ketiga sangat menarik! anda bisa menonton JAV terbaru sebelum orang lain menontonnya! oh dan tentu anda mempunyai versi tanpa sensor. itu akan sangat bernilai sekali, bukan? :p

dan mereka memberikan pelatihan selama 3 bulan untuk mengasah skill anda? holy wanker!

dan ini kualifikasi pekerjaannya:

Qualifications
No Experience or educational background required!

Inexperienced – FreetersSidelined Graduates All Welcome!

You must:

like to work hard! [Gwaaaahaha!]
be able to use the email and search functions of a computer!
enjoy working in company with a home-like atmosphere!
want to gain knowledge of editing work even if you have no experience!
honestly like adult DVDs!
want to work in a cozy office!

okey, i’m so on! semua persyaratan terpenuhi! dan bagian menyukai adult dvds? uhm, siapa yang tidak? count me in! what a (wet) dream job!

berita disadur dari  rocketnews24.

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